It has been such a delight providing you room and board for the past several months. However, I am unable to accommodate your request for a little more leg room. Furthermore, I would very much appreciate it if you would not insist upon pushing your tiny, yet very strong legs against my already sore ribs. I fear that when you get a foothold on either side of my rib cage that you just might split my ribs in half, sending them flying in opposite directions.
I would appreciate your cooperation in this matter and look forward with much anticipation to meeting you soon.
Sincerely,
Mommy
PS. could we also look into another option for a pillow besides my bladder?
Check out his tiny, little legs sticking straight out. Is there really enough room for that?
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hiLARious. i know just how you feel. i had a spot on my left side that actually got bruised.
Oh My! He's so cute! I keep getting Bella gag-reflex when you talk like this, though. ;)
Okay, I love that you posted this because in all your savoring pregnancy, I kind of hoped you would make me feelings of cramped quarters legitimate. I can already tell he's going to be a handsome little devil. Maybe he's trying some biking?
cute ultrasound pictures! he is going to be here before you know it!
Cute letter. How much longer?
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